according to tumblr, every gay couple is a sickeningly handsome, scruffy to bearded, monogamous, disgustingly romantic is beautiful places, and identical to each other.
This is an accurate assessment of my gay married life
How many people have you had sex with is the next topic of conversation. Talk to me!
17 give our take what you consider to be sex. That number won’t change much now. I’ve been with my current boyfriend/partner/husband for 5 years.
Daily Show off-weeks are the worst
nothing is more satisfying than boys with boners u helpless weak fool who can’t even control your own dick i laugh at your embarrassment
Who is embarrassed by a boner? I mean you can seriously fuck someone up with one of those
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
How did you manage to write “comed” instead of “came?”