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JACOB: So, should I call you ‘Dad’?
EDWARD: —chuckles— No! 

(Source: gayfortaylorlautner)

broswithoutclothes:

Yeah, um, we’re here for the uh,  naked pint special? What do you mean there’s no nak— fuckin Cody, bro

broswithoutclothes:

Yeah, um, we’re here for the uh, naked pint special? What do you mean there’s no nak— fuckin Cody, bro

fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

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